The Female Rules
1) The female ALWAYS makes the rules
2) The Rules are subject to change at any time WITHOUT prior notification
3) If the female suspects that the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all rules
4) The female is never wrong, if the female is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding
5) The female may change her mind at anytime. The male must never change his mind without the express consent of the female
6) The male is expected to mind read at all times.
7) The male, who doesn’t abide by the rules can’t take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.
8) If the female has PMS all the rules are null and void
9) The female is ready when she is ready; the male must be ready at all times
10) If a man says something, and there is no woman present, is he still wrong.
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