Another old e-mail I found today, this one courtesy of Monica. :)
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Pet Peeves of Pets:
10. Dog: They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl.
9. Guppy: Every time that hot Angelfish looks this way I am going to the bathroom. Privacy, I need privacy.
8. Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"
7. Cat: Sharpen claws on one stinking curtain and it's curtains.
6. Goldfish: That wimp knight never comes out of the castle to fight me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue patrolling, for I am lord and master!
5. Parrot: Tease, tease, tease -- but do those greedy humans ever really give me a cracker?
4. Cat: Why are these people in my house?
3. Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! *There's* a new one!"
2. Dog: What the... HEY!!! I didn't even sign a consent form for that surgery. Help, Legal Council!!!!
1. Goldfish: Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes... Oh boy! Fish flakes!
then|now
